... is affecting everyone. The other evening, I was at Roadtrip.
Me: I don't want any chicken in my pasta. Put anything else you got: beef, pork, fish, prawn, lamb...
Sloshed-but-trying-to-be-cool waiter: Why not sir?
Me: I suppose you guys have stopped buying chicken anyway
Sbtbc Waiter: Oh, but you don't have to worry about the chicken. It's the week-old stock that we have.