...and 'ol Aadisht is moaning the lack of a Mellu specialist joint in Delhi.
That entire concept struck me as odd, because my understanding of Mellu-dom is summed up in the below image, which I've seen in countless Mellu messes. This pic is whacked from here, but I have no clue who actually made it.
On other words, someone has to get their shit together. Either Aadisht has to find the Mellu mess around the corner. Or Mellu-dom has to lift their mundu and put a mess in the capital.
Happy Onam, folks.